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Silence & Sarcasm Dog Tee

Silence & Sarcasm Dog Tee

$39.90 USD
$39.90 USD
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Color Options: Classic White
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I Speak Fluent Silence. And Sarcasm.

For the ones who've mastered the art of saying everything without saying a word — just like their dog. This isn't just a tee. It's a mood, a personality, and an entire social strategy printed on cotton.

Front: A small, deadpan pup sitting quietly on the left chest — unbothered, unimpressed, and absolutely judging you.

Back: A bold, no-nonsense statement: I SPEAK FLUENT SILENCE. AND SARCASM. — because some things are better left unsaid, but someone had to print it anyway.



Why You'll Love It

  • 🐾 Double-sided print — small chest graphic front, full back statement graphic
  • 👕 100% heavyweight cotton (180g) — breathable, soft, gets better with every wash
  • 📐 Oversized boxy fit — drop shoulders, relaxed silhouette, unisex sizing
  • 🎨 6 colorways — Classic White, Midnight Black, Red, Almond, Charcoal, Navy
  • 🏷️ CAYRODY woven neck label — no itchy tags, clean finish
  • 🚚 Local fulfillment in the US, UK, Canada & Australia — faster delivery, reliable service

Sizing

Runs oversized. For a relaxed fit, choose your true size. For an extra roomy look, size up. Available S–5XL.

Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Print stays sharp wash after wash.

Cayrody Studio — designed for the weird ones. You know who you are.

Fulfilled locally in the U.S., Canada, Australia & the UK.

 

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