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Don't Talk to Me. Before This.
Eyes closed. Coffee in both paws. Completely unavailable. Please respect the process.
This double-sided tee is the most honest thing you'll wear before 10am. The front features a tiny hand-drawn cartoon dog — round fluffy head, floppy ears, eyes gently closed — sitting upright and clutching a steaming coffee cup with both paws, rendered in loose single-line black linework right over your chest, no text, just pure pre-coffee energy. Flip it around and the full back print delivers the whole mood: the same fluffy dog blown up large in the same endearing hand-drawn style — round body, soft floppy ear draped to one side, eyes peacefully shut, both paws wrapped firmly around a big black coffee cup — and below it in two-line lettering: DON'T TALK TO ME. in bold all-caps, and before this. in casual lowercase script below.
Design Details
Front: Tiny hand-drawn fluffy dog clutching coffee cup chest graphic — loose single-line linework, eyes closed, no text
Back: Large fluffy dog illustration holding coffee cup with both paws + "Don't Talk to Me." bold all-caps + "before this." casual lowercase script below
Vibe: Quietly grumpy, deeply relatable — for the ones who need coffee before they can be a person
Why You'll Love It
Double-sided print — unique front chest graphic + bold back statement
180g 100% natural cotton — soft, breathable, built to last
Relaxed fit — easy to wear, easy to love
Tagless design — no irritation, all comfort
Perfect for dog lovers, coffee addicts, morning grumps, or anyone who needs at least one full cup before they're ready to face the world.
Fulfilled locally in the U.S., Canada, Australia & the UK.
