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Long on Personality. Short on Patience.
Stretched to the max in character. Absolutely done waiting. This dog has places to be.
This double-sided tee is a love letter to every dachshund owner who knows exactly what this means. The front features a tiny minimalist chest graphic of the same impossibly tall cartoon dachshund — long neck, round bug eyes, stiff little legs, rendered in clean black linework, no text, just pure deadpan presence right over your heart. Flip it around and the full back print takes over: the same wonderfully absurd dachshund blown up large — standing upright, neck stretched impossibly long, round eyes wide and slightly alarmed, tiny tail curled behind it, four stiff legs planted firmly on the ground — rendered in bold clean black linework, and below it in two-line lettering: LONG ON PERSONALITY in bold all-caps, and short on patience. in elegant italic script below.
Design Details
Front: Tiny minimalist tall dachshund chest graphic — clean black linework, no text, quietly hilarious
Back: Full large-scale cartoon dachshund illustration — long neck, bug eyes, stiff legs + "Long on Personality" bold all-caps + "short on patience." italic script below
Vibe: Dry, deadpan, and deeply relatable — for the ones with big personalities and zero tolerance for nonsense
Why You'll Love It
Double-sided print — unique front chest graphic + bold back statement
180g 100% natural cotton — soft, breathable, built to last
Relaxed fit — easy to wear, easy to love
Tagless design — no irritation, all comfort
Perfect for dachshund lovers, dog moms and dads, or anyone who's been told they have a lot of personality — and absolutely no patience.
Fulfilled locally in the U.S., Canada, Australia & the UK.
