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Flip it around and the full back print delivers the whole mood: the same fluffy dog blown up large in the same endearing hand-drawn style — round body, soft floppy ear draped to one side, eyes peacefully shut, both paws wrapped firmly around a big black coffee cup — and below it in two-line lettering: \u003cem\u003eDON'T TALK TO ME.\u003c\/em\u003e in bold all-caps, and \u003cem\u003ebefore this.\u003c\/em\u003e in casual lowercase script below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tiny hand-drawn fluffy dog clutching coffee cup chest graphic — loose single-line linework, eyes closed, no text\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large fluffy dog illustration holding coffee cup with both paws + \"Don't Talk to Me.\" bold all-caps + \"before this.\" casual lowercase script 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